More Walmart delights.....

If you are regular reader you will know of my love for the Walmart horrors caught on camera.... here is the latest batch .. enjoy, and don't look if you've just eaten!

You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!!



Don't laugh!  Its okay, because Bambi's granddaughter borrowed her skirt.  Plus, today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled in to one.



Where exactly does one buy a short pink outfit like this to beef shop in?



So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical Popeye enthusiast OR ...well, fill in anything.


Who lets these peopleout of the house un-chaperoned?

Those purple shorts are HOT!!!  I saw those same shorts one time on an elephant in a circus in Belarus .  The slippers make the outfit

Britney Spears let herself go again

Dear Mrs. Razzlebone-Karbofski, it was cute to dress your boys Festus and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 45?

Scarily her companion never even told her what she looked like in this outfit!

And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure!

Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go blind.

For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt.  Simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other than two pork roasts in her shirt.  Can't be

It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs

I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say.

Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!!

Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine.

I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim.  Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode.  Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle

For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so bad, that you just can't wait for the bleach to set.

Is it even legal to sell that shade of pink? I love the way Ms. Incense Berkowitz color coordinated her reusable shopping bag to match her shoes, purse, leggings, shirt, jacket, earrings and necklace. If a bra had been necessary, do you think for one second it would have been any color other than SHRIEKING PINK??

I'm back...and with horrors!

It's been a while. I am a tardy blogger it's true. I've not been with it since I returned from Australia, what with work and moving back home from Jacvksonville, my blogging has suffered to the point of extinction.

Then today my friend in England enquired after my health, as I hadn't been blogging...and I realised...some of you actually do wait to see what I am going to write about every other day... so I'm back .. and to ease myself in I have some more Walmart horrors for you....

I couldn't resist sharing with my nearest, dearest and fellow bloggers , apologies if you know anyone here, but shame on you for not looking out for them as a friend....

Starting off gently.. relatively in-offensive......(gulp)

I am expecting this person to pop up in one of my nightmares

OK.. I was going to say a little unfair.. I mean a sweaty butt crack is not that bad in the height of summer, however on closer inspection the sweat seems to be brown tinged?

Nice hat!

Looking from the bottom of the picture up, maybe you'd comment on black heel white socks...

Men this is never a good look!

Because ladies of the night love cup cakes too?

It's nice when you can wear clothes from your childhood.....

It's nice when you can wear your sister's clothes.....

No No No No - can you not feel the cool Walmart air!?

New Power Ranger costume...

What's worse? the baby belly or the hairy arms.. you decide...

Rushing out without a bra on is never a good look..

 I am a size zero, I am a size zero...

.... I like the films too, but ....

Errrrrm... hello... who wears a cute summer dress with tennis shoes?

Does Larry King wear his suspenders like this?

Well its a safe place to store your wallet!

Cant decide what is more disturbing... the shoes, the romper suit or the black underwear?

Flesh coloured fanny pack?...noooooooooo

Dude.. seriously.. do you think you'll need those condoms?

At least she's buying big knickers to wear under those white pants in her new outfit!

I apologise...but go on..secretly.. you enjoyed them too!


 

A trip to Walmart.....

I've been a little busy the past few days, but felt I had to share these wonderful Walmart images with you that my brother sent me this morning....they certainly made me smile.
Disclaimer.....
If you have just eaten then pleae wait until later before viewing. I take no responsibility whatsoever for any amount of queasiness that viewing these images brings on. I also apologise if whilst viewing you recognise any of your family...probably best not to own up to that!
Enjoy!

It appears that Walmart is allowing women with nests on their heads into the stores....I think this is a cunning new way of shop lifting..very sneaky!

Lady GaGa has been missing this week...we've found her in Walmart stocking up on baking supplies

Don't show your boobs off in Walmart...be they front boobs....

or back boobs....

When choosing clothes to go shopping in always try to see if you butt is fully covered...

please don't lean forward any more....eeek!

Scarily this looks my Uncle Dave...these boots are made for walking (or pushing a trolley)

And lastly this family is really getting in the Christmas spirit...if anyone can tell me where I can get one of these jackets please let me know as there is a certain someone in Oxford who'd probably love one ;-)