40 fast approaching

This week I turn the big 40 and I shall be partaking in cocktails and sun in Miami & Key West to celebrate... some crafty wag sent me these asking if I remembered them as I am so old.... how cheeky.. however I did get a good laugh out of them.. enjoy..

He can try giving me a Hoover for Christmas.. divorce papers will swiftly follow!

Anyone know where I can get some of these?

Which one would you circle?

Now that is sexy.... cough

That explains why my looks are fading fast!

Please all club together and get me some Tape Worms for my 40th!

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